Love: Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to...

By Anonymous - 02/06/2010 18:17 - United States

Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML

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stubbsie 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 23:16

quick behind you! lol nah only messin but thats f***ed up

Lorysa 11

Wednesday 2 June 2010 23:17

She must have a crazy sense of humor. xD

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Dr_PhD 0

Friday 4 June 2010 5:01

ask her about it. then put "single" on ur status. totally move on, bitch is trippin'

jman8224 0

Friday 4 June 2010 5:12

haha that's a bit scary

karmy22 0

Friday 4 June 2010 5:50

we'll talk later. sleep with one eye open

MajorGirlO13 0

Friday 4 June 2010 6:23

if he comes up missing then we know who did it!!! LMAO

hisbabygurl1 0

Friday 4 June 2010 6:55

I'm sorry but I find this hilarious! idk why... advice: just watch your back and maybe u might wanna hide all the sharp objects at night!

Dragonpark 0

Friday 4 June 2010 9:47

xD omg this is one of the Finniest FMLs of all time!

terror_twins 0

Friday 4 June 2010 10:36

Lmao! Shotgun and grenade belts dude.

Miss_lunatic 8

Friday 4 June 2010 12:36

Whoops! :o

chivas11rule 0

Friday 4 June 2010 12:49

the force is strong in this one

Frexual 0

Friday 4 June 2010 14:19

Search the closet for weapons, and remove all blunt/sharp objects from the house.

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