Miscellaneous: Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery....

By Anonymous - 02/05/2013 16:49 - United States

Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried about what could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML

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Rababco 29

Wednesday 12 February 2014 7:52

I hope your sister's okay!

ryanator008 23

Thursday 3 July 2014 6:12

And this is why autocorrect was a bad idea.

WeegeeFMLNerd 6

Wednesday 29 June 2016 22:21

I HATE AUTO CORRECT

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