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By SierraCheyenne - 30/04/2013 01:57 - United States - Hannibal

Today, my parents finally got married. At the after-party, my mother got drunk and informed me that even though she and my father were now married, it doesn't change the fact that I'm still a bastard. FML

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By bluebride - 03/02/2010 17:58 - United States

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Bakarra 22

Tuesday 30 April 2013 9:56

From a fellow bastard, you are not alone OP, you are not alone.

Marmarfarfar 25

Tuesday 30 April 2013 9:56

Well technically it doesn't. Not your fault OP.

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Is there something wrong with being born outside of marriage nowadays?

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