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By so bored -__- - 25/02/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, my parents dragged me along to a family soccer game. I got so bored watching a bunch of grown men practically buttfucking each other between kicking balls around the field, that I fell asleep. I woke up a few hours later to an empty field and had to walk five miles back home. FML

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TheFakeFamilyGuy 9

Saturday 25 February 2012 6:59

Grown men buttfucking each other. Sounds intresting.

TheEpicMilkMan 13

Saturday 25 February 2012 7:03

dude that's not soccer (or football) your describing thats gay **** :o

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laurenmacias 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 15:24

Mmm if I were there I would have joined in

Teeheeyoufail 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 15:26

Burrr.... o_o.....

JMichael 25

Saturday 25 February 2012 15:36

When I was just a wee lad, I had to walk 10 miles to school up hill both ways. Stop your whining.

haled9 3

Saturday 25 February 2012 15:57

That's what u get for hatin on soccer

grovervac3000 15

Saturday 25 February 2012 16:01

Can you play soccer? If you think soccer is just (wo)men buttf**kin eachother, you are sorely mistaken.

Epichearts 2

Saturday 25 February 2012 16:06

Haha soccer bores me too

pIchu123 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 16:08

Its just 5 miles lol thats not that much

Rambles1 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 16:58

Your parents just left you there? That does not sound right

soupisyummy 13

Saturday 25 February 2012 17:26

YDI for thinking soccer is boring! Haha

Pyrodron 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 17:33

Your parents are dicks for leaving you there.

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