Miscellaneous: Today, my parents decided to wake me up on my birthday. They... - FML

By Beth - 28/04/2013 13:16 - United States - Raleigh

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Today, my parents decided to wake me up on my birthday. They flashed the lights and yanked off my bed sheets. I sleep naked. FML

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OhDearBetrayal 25

Sunday 28 April 2013 19:15

This is my nightmare but hey it's not like they don't know what your body looks like.

aliyourpally 12

Sunday 28 April 2013 19:15

I bet your sheets smell like ass.

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mac8080 7

Tuesday 30 April 2013 6:30

But your pube hair is shaven

onorexveritas 23

Tuesday 30 April 2013 7:14

they wish they hadn't too, op

fairman 5

Tuesday 29 October 2013 3:32

Surprise!!

gennyv 29

Sunday 26 October 2014 18:04

I'm surprised the first comment wasn't something about you being in your birthday suit

cakaw 14

Thursday 24 September 2015 15:34

I sleep with just a shirt on. But this is the exact reason I lock my door XD

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