Miscellaneous: Today, my obsession with replying "Your Mom" reached a new level...

By Motha - 09/04/2014 05:17 - United States - West Jordan

Today, my obsession with replying "Your Mom" reached a new level when my anatomy teacher asked what I'd done with my pencil. FML

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Wednesday 9 April 2014 15:31

guess who the teacher called after that comment

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Wednesday 9 April 2014 15:14

All you had to do was go to class with a pencil. I am sure McDonalds is hiring though.

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StarkWolf_fml 23

Tuesday 12 September 2017 1:58

you know who else reads FML'S everyday?

Void_SP 9

Friday 13 April 2018 9:19

I have an obsession with saying your mom, too.

peterblack67 9

Saturday 16 January 2021 21:23

Is that supposed to be funny?

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