Miscellaneous: Today, my (now former) best friend kicked me out of the band...

By dj163 - 16/09/2009 08:25 - Australia

Today, my (now former) best friend kicked me out of the band I started because I wasn't 'dedicated enough' after a 3 day 'holiday' to visit my dying uncle. He also during this 3 day 'holiday' convinced my girl friend to leave me and date him. FML

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lowshadows 21

Wednesday 25 December 2013 9:37

invest in some brass knuckles.

docphilsman 15

Sunday 29 December 2013 4:14

Kick him in the balls

Dynamite73 25

Thursday 4 June 2015 23:03

See that space between girl and friend? That's called the friend zone.

ArcturusTunglria 9

Thursday 11 February 2016 5:05

Your friend (gotta remember former) is a dick

xChaos 29

Sunday 3 April 2016 4:38

Sounds a bit like orange is the new black

Skelator_Jenkins 12

Monday 25 July 2016 4:28

Kick his ass tbh

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