Animals: Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones....

By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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BritLass 15

Tuesday 24 April 2012 23:20

That's one sick puppy! ;)

chipps_fml 1

Tuesday 24 April 2012 23:22

Seems your new dog Agrees in your Taste of pets

aPieceOfFruit 16

Tuesday 24 April 2012 23:37

That was so fricken funny I laughed out loud.

rocker_chick105 31

Wednesday 25 April 2012 0:47

I think I just lost some brain cells from reading 118's comment...

doglover569 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 1:04

Sparky, Noooo!

iBagel 4

Wednesday 25 April 2012 2:05

This is the only FML I've ever read that gave me a face of disgust so bad it cramped. That's nasty.

sluttywhore 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 4:07

lol

lilny5613 10

Wednesday 25 April 2012 4:35

Cannibalism!!!????

OffcialLexiB 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 5:44

Cannibalism :]

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Wednesday 25 April 2012 10:54

I shudder to think if that happened with my cats...

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