Animals: Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could... - FML

By flattened - 10/02/2011 10:58

Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML

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conniebaby67 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 15:56

Omg that's horrible.

Doortje 29

Thursday 10 February 2011 16:00

I bet that sound will haunt you forever : FYL :(

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music_is_love51 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 23:42

Oh wow. That's just depressing...

lbeer 1

Thursday 10 February 2011 23:53

#130 the people that can't hear are what we call the deaf

VladAlex 0

Friday 11 February 2011 0:07

LOL that's all bad

Alicia24_fml 0

Friday 11 February 2011 0:44

Was it a hated cat?

xGraycloud 4

Friday 11 February 2011 0:55

why r people saying YDI?! it's not like she freakin' put the cat behind the car on purpose. but if she did... f the cat's life for having such a bad owner.

varkey 7

Friday 11 February 2011 1:21

this is why cats shouldn't be let outside... FYL

Phase 0

Friday 11 February 2011 1:34

Ewwww FYL

Grapist69 3

Friday 11 February 2011 1:49

That wouldn't have happed if women knew how to drive...

guppy40000 0

Friday 11 February 2011 1:54

i cringed when i read this. Sorry for your loss.

fizzypop14 3

Friday 11 February 2011 2:25

I laughed. I'm headed for hell

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