Today, my mum came over and helped me sort out my spare room....

By Anonymous - 12/07/2019 20:00

Today, my mum came over and helped me sort out my spare room. It was great, we found so many things I'd forgotten I had! Including anal beads. FML

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timinator5000 28

Friday 12 July 2019 21:16

I bet you wish you had put them where the sun doesn't shine lol

BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 13 July 2019 2:03

Bet that was embarr-ass-ing.

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timinator5000 28

Friday 12 July 2019 21:16

I bet you wish you had put them where the sun doesn't shine lol

Sofie Kristine 11

Friday 12 July 2019 23:09

Well. You live and you learn

BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 13 July 2019 2:03

Bet that was embarr-ass-ing.

Lora Wood 11

Tuesday 16 July 2019 4:18

Did she put them in her purse?

J15237 25

Monday 23 December 2019 23:03

How do you forget that you own anal beads?

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