Miscellaneous: Today, my mother has stooped to a new level of "hiding" Christmas... - FML

By Mandy93 - 20/12/2012 13:57 - Germany - Reipoltskirchen

Today, my mother has stooped to a new level of "hiding" Christmas gifts. She now just dumps them in the middle of the floor and says, "Don't look at them." If she even thinks I'm glancing in the direction of the pile, she will burst into a manic rage, and yell at me for "ruining the surprise." FML

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KelseyDaBoyz 21

Thursday 20 December 2012 18:34

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.

lidget 5

Thursday 20 December 2012 18:33

That.... Almost made sense.

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klimajake 5

Friday 21 December 2012 14:40

Santa ain't real?!?!?!? :( :(

jdehaan24 5

Saturday 22 December 2012 2:25

Shouldn't she at least cover them with a blanket or tarp?

jrugg15 5

Sunday 23 December 2012 16:55

She's a bitch

jpz229 5

Monday 24 December 2012 15:33

Sounds like Mom needs a little something extra in her Egg Big...I found a little whiskey goes a long way..

Shazra 9

Saturday 14 March 2015 17:22

She doesn't even wrap them? She just dumps them out? Das ist blöd!

seanlapree 8

Saturday 28 March 2015 4:58

this happens to me too

GeorgiaBea 28

Wednesday 1 April 2015 14:02

This isn't English.

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