Miscellaneous: Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking...

By MereLewis95 - 26/10/2011 08:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

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TheNinjaCat 10

Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:30

That must've put a damper on your day.. See what I did there?

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Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:28

Are you saying you'd prefer she was seriously hurt? Edit: someone beat me to it.

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alannah1988 4

Wednesday 26 October 2011 18:12

What an awesome mom! :D u should be happy.

dales_mommy 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 18:22

your mom sounds fun

My_Nightmare 19

Wednesday 26 October 2011 18:24

Aaaanddd. . .?

_Vamp_ 9

Wednesday 26 October 2011 18:46

At least she didn't throw boiling water on you and run away laughing.

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