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By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 00:59 - United States

Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML

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Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML

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Grimmerie 31

Friday 13 January 2012 8:50

Twice the taste, none of the calories.

zingline89 18

Friday 13 January 2012 9:01

Does she call you a wasteful child every time you drop a deuce?

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pwnman 33

Thursday 5 July 2012 22:53

Pregnancy

kayden_14 13

Thursday 13 June 2013 18:03

Yes, because bagging up your vomit and sending it to the starving children in Africa sounds like a better plan. Your mom is crazy.

renegadekid2002 14

Thursday 30 April 2015 22:08

Next time put stuff in her food to make her throw up

laowang 13

Friday 21 April 2017 13:53

Aha, eat up

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