Miscellaneous: Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML - FML

By Jess - 30/05/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

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khaya 9

Monday 30 May 2011 18:58

Well it could have been worse, she could have started to strip and then demand money.

barmeywashere 0

Monday 30 May 2011 18:58

Speechless o.o

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willll4444 2

Monday 30 May 2011 20:54

does you mom have big boobs just woderin

KillTheNoise 0

Monday 30 May 2011 20:58

It's only embarassing if a bunch of children made it rain on her.

Neut 13

Monday 30 May 2011 21:01

Ur mom is winning!

kgrman 0

Monday 30 May 2011 21:06

is your mom hot?

craziicowgurl 0

Monday 30 May 2011 21:06

woww..

TalkinSmack 6

Monday 30 May 2011 21:09

lol did she sing " my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard... and they're like, it's better than yours... damn right- its better than yours, I could teach u, but I have to charge..."

sugrnspice 0

Friday 3 June 2011 2:42

you stole my line

Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

Monday 30 May 2011 21:11

¿ɯǝןqoɹd ˙uʍop ǝpısdn ǝʇoɹʍ ı

switchgurl20 17

Monday 30 May 2011 21:14

she wants to be a milf lol

staychill 16

Monday 30 May 2011 21:14

that's cute

JakeLee 6

Monday 30 May 2011 21:19

MILF

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