Wanker and Intimacy: Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in...

By John - 21/10/2014 00:29 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML

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By future brain bleach addict - 02/05/2013 23:54 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML

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Tuesday 21 October 2014 12:12

Oh god, hope she looked away when you finished. FYL

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Tuesday 21 October 2014 12:14

More like FML for your sister. You did the right thing going private.

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peroxidemocha 3

Thursday 18 June 2015 1:37

Who the hell has a closet in their washroom?

djb137 4

Thursday 8 October 2015 9:39

Well... did you bone?

QuagD 17

Friday 17 June 2016 23:09

This sounds like the start of a bad porno or a hentai.

memestasquaper 10

Monday 27 June 2016 21:32

THATS WHAT WANKER MEANS

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