Intimacy: Today, my little sister asked what masturbation was. We were...

By namhtor - 28/09/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, my little sister asked what masturbation was. We were having a family dinner with my grandparents. My mother then said, "Why don't you ask your brother? He is a pro." FML

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Monday 28 September 2009 23:28

I ****** LOVE UR MOM

rb7_Brady 0

Monday 28 September 2009 23:20

Lmao you must be very lonely

Comments

cody96 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 3:08

wait what is it???

Bridgeetyo 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:58

You say your sister asked you, and your mum said ask your brother, it makes no sense she was already asking you?

OMGxChrisHansen 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 8:59

I wish I was a pro :-/

adrifter 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 11:05

Ooooooooo. Burn.

rhoadsfan21 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 19:26

your mom is watching you **********? thats some revese Oedipus stuff goin on there

darlenerazo 0

Friday 18 June 2010 21:32

that must really suck

CupAndSilverware 3

Tuesday 20 July 2010 6:45

hahaha I like this one

Zakuraa 0

Monday 26 July 2010 4:36

So many idiots picking on spelling mistakes and grammar without the slightest consideration, where has this world gone? I find it very ironic that some people use an iPod as an excuse to make a mistake while being an ass about someone else's minor mistake. /slight sadness and sad face.