Sex and Love: Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML

By ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall - 10/03/2013 18:50 - Cyprus - Strovolos

Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML

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Monday 11 March 2013 3:05

Something tells me that you weren't involved in the sex... Just a hunch.

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Well don't go bail his dumb ass out. You'll need that money to hire your divorce lawyer.

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vickomls18 2

Tuesday 12 March 2013 19:33

The submission name makes this FML so much better....

onorexveritas 23

Wednesday 13 March 2013 2:08

was it with the breast feeding woman in the store?

Motafota 14

Wednesday 13 March 2013 4:47

Were you arrested with him?

DarkskyFML 5

Wednesday 13 March 2013 6:49

And he's the best you could do...

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