Love: Today, my husband was 45 minutes late to our wedding reception....

By Late marriage - 24/08/2017 14:00 - Australia

Today, my husband was 45 minutes late to our wedding reception. Later, when I asked him why, he said, "I was playing Legend of Zelda and had to finish my quest." He thinks this is an eligible excuse. FML

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Thursday 24 August 2017 20:20

Well, he certainly found the Triforce of Courage. The Triforce of Wisdom, on the other hand, not so much.

marina1996 5

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that was a cluster **** of spelling errors good god.

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dwight7476 11

Thursday 24 August 2017 20:10

Early signs of divorce in your future

marina1996 5

Thursday 24 August 2017 20:19

that was a cluster **** of spelling errors good god.

Dave_Davington 33

Thursday 24 August 2017 20:20

Well, he certainly found the Triforce of Courage. The Triforce of Wisdom, on the other hand, not so much.

Ghetis 396 11

Thursday 24 August 2017 20:27

That IS a valid excuse. no one gets between a man and his Zelda

Kirstie Bell 8

Friday 25 August 2017 2:39

Agreed.

stridercab 12

Saturday 2 September 2017 3:18

Seconded.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 24 August 2017 20:35

Which one was he playing?

ImZakki 15

Friday 25 August 2017 2:23

Probs breath of the wild

ImPrettyGoddamnDum 2

Friday 25 August 2017 3:59

His wife

sambmjmdjj 9

Thursday 24 August 2017 20:39

Should have married a grown-up.

Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 24 August 2017 21:01

Too late to back out now.

jfsiv 17

Thursday 24 August 2017 22:05

Either get out now, or accept that you will never be his first priority.

Razell 13

Thursday 24 August 2017 22:07

You could have told him that the moon has already fallen because he too k too long in the dungeon.

aik 14

Thursday 24 August 2017 22:20

I smell a divorce

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