Intimacy: Today, my husband dropped his pants and said, "Why don't you... - FML

By notinterested - 13/09/2011 10:11 - United States

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Today, my husband dropped his pants and said, "Why don't you go down and say hello." This is his idea of foreplay. FML

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sciencekidster1 8

Tuesday 13 September 2011 15:54

"Sorry, my mom told me not to put small objects in my mouth. I could choke."

gojira666 7

Tuesday 13 September 2011 18:15

"No thanks, I have a small nut allergy"

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ChronicMbates 1

Monday 23 January 2012 19:54

I tell my significant other this as well and she laughs about it and does it

Badkittyinwa 2

Sunday 27 May 2012 9:51

I feel for you....that's the exact mood killer shit my crappy lover man says. To think I had a kid with this guy. It's ok when your drunk, or stoned but sober.....it's ******* lame.

redrose037 3

Friday 10 August 2012 7:41

Don't worry. Happens to me too. Don't think they realize how frustrating it is.

DarthVader77 9

Friday 16 November 2012 2:46

At least, there is no way to misunderstand him. ;)

crystalxa 35

Tuesday 24 September 2013 22:45

Men. There is no other word for it.

sonnyrosa 32

Tuesday 20 January 2015 17:45

HAHA... do all husbands do this at some point? This sounds very familiar. Mine leans in to kiss and nibble my ear and seductively whispers "you should touch it"... so romantic.

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