Intimacy: Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear...

By Indigo_Kitten - 08/08/2010 01:05 - United States

Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

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Sunday 8 August 2010 9:13

mmmm cheeseburger :)

wasup21 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 9:13

lmao. did you get it supersized?

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cloudpuncher 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 15:18

roflolmao

perdix 29

Sunday 8 August 2010 15:21

You get sexually aroused by the thought of greasy fast food? No wonder the obesity epidemic in America is ballooning! I gotta know. . . did your husband say it like: "Chee-boygie! Chee-boygie! Cheeps, cheeps! Bepsi, no Coke, Bepsi!"?

sure_burt 5

Wednesday 11 August 2010 20:48

Can't go wrong with John Belushi.

_Ama_Lia_V_ 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 15:36

Lmao. Perdix xD

newmxr 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 15:37

WTF lmao

pieintheface 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 15:38

can I haz ****** ?

missmontreal97 4

Sunday 8 August 2010 15:38

I like your husband :) he's funny

Sazzers 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 15:48

Why do you have a room mate? Having wispered stuff turn you on is no FML. YDI for being married and having a room mate!

torirules 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 15:55

awwww..., gayness.... awewww

honeybee366 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 16:11

112- that's what I was thinking!!! I guess times are hard. anyway I just had a dream about a cheeseburger and fries so I can't say anything. lol everyone has something that gets them hot. I like kisses on the neck. yummy.