Love: Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally....

By anonymous - 24/04/2012 18:18 - United States

Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML

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Tuesday 24 April 2012 22:50

Oh hellll nah!

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Thats when you slap him and take all his money.

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OfficeNinja 5

Wednesday 25 April 2012 0:02

Clean his work clothes with shit detergent (as in actual shit - buy cow or pig manure at the garden store), and cook him "ghost pepper supreme". He deserves it for suggesting that.