Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend was getting up to leave and I, trying to... - FML

By dontpanic - 21/09/2009 19:08 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend was getting up to leave and I, trying to be romantic, got up behind her and tried to swing her back down onto the bed and kiss her simultaneously, misjudged the distance and threw her into the wall, her head then bounced off the wall and into my forehead, spraining her nose. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

DynamicDave 11

Monday 21 September 2009 23:46

Is it even possible to sprain a nose?

OHIOxRAIN 0

Monday 21 September 2009 23:22

Nothing says romance like a bloody nose

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EvilTonyBlair 0

Monday 21 September 2009 23:55

this sounds fake

CL41RE 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 0:10

ydi as soon as I saw "tried"

BobbleHead54 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 22:13

trying.... not tried....o.o

hippieboy699 0

Tuesday 18 September 2012 20:22

Ok whats ydi.? Im new :p

RatIsKing 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 0:12

smooth move genius. ydi

RJB 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 0:13

haha sucks 4 u..it's the opposite don't be hard with a girl be soft.. :-(

Harrywhat 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 0:20

Romance fail.

Jincos 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 0:42

Did you lick the blood in a sexy way too?

Lythiaren 8

Tuesday 22 September 2009 1:05

I would like to know how one can sprain a nose. It's not a joint.

ZeusBeDubsteppin 24

Sunday 28 December 2014 4:50

^this

justmyluck1212 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 1:22

hahahaha lol, you cant say you didnt try

movies12 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 3:13

Ur really smooth dude.

hellokelly_fml 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 3:24

how do you sprain your nose?

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