By Anonymous - 06/05/2015 05:24 - France

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML
I agree, your life sucks 521
You deserved it 55
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WCARlover 34

Dang I wish you could predict your period down to the exact hour...that would be super handy.

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Enslaved 36

99% of the time I usually get mine first thing in the morning. Maybe she knows her body and feels different this time?

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maiwmaiwmaiw 8

5 hours late is better than 9 months late.

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twelve_oh_seven 11

How the do you know that? "Sh*t, 5 hours ago should have already started my period, damn, I must be pregnant" Those are the people wanting to get pregnant, purposely lie about being on birth control.

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08XL1200L 6

PLEASE do not reproduce with this woman. For the love of mankind, we don't need anymore idiots!

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idxntgiveafxck 17

Pull out game weakkkkkk

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Amorettex 19

Oh it would be a dream if we gals knew the time we get our period...lol ?

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