Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend told me that out of all my friends, I have... - FML

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By ItsGoneForever - 29/04/2016 22:19 - Netherlands - Driehuis

Today, my girlfriend told me that out of all my friends, I have the smallest penis. FML

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darkslayer15964 5

Sunday 1 May 2016 3:46

******* leave her bro, obviously she is cheating on you or cheated, or messed around with your friends. Take it from a guy who got cheated on twice. She isn't worth it.

joshklander 11

Sunday 1 May 2016 21:07

Yah, she sounds like a real winner alright. I would dump her immediately. And besides, it's not about the size, it's about whether or not you know how to use it.

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darkslayer15964 5

Sunday 1 May 2016 3:46

******* leave her bro, obviously she is cheating on you or cheated, or messed around with your friends. Take it from a guy who got cheated on twice. She isn't worth it.

joshklander 11

Sunday 1 May 2016 21:07

Yah, she sounds like a real winner alright. I would dump her immediately. And besides, it's not about the size, it's about whether or not you know how to use it.

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