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By that guy - 06/02/2015 16:56 - United States - Atascadero

Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 08:16 - United States

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Saturday 7 February 2015 0:15

DNA test, and dump her.

RebeccaRFT 18

Saturday 7 February 2015 0:17

Dump her. And don't help with the baby. She cannot make you stay and take care of it.

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WriterB 3

Saturday 7 February 2015 1:10

Dude LISTEN TO THESE PEOPLE! Get a DNA test IMMEDIATELY and move on with your life. Lying cheating *****...

olivia7 5

Saturday 7 February 2015 1:12

DNA test, tell her parents then leave her ass as long as it's not yours.

magickitten 26

Saturday 7 February 2015 1:33

And yet you still refer to her as your girlfriend?

thatcoolguy123 14

Saturday 7 February 2015 1:34

DNA Test, show to father, dump her

StickyPickles 33

Saturday 7 February 2015 1:41

Dude, run and never look back

GoGiants28 13

Saturday 7 February 2015 1:42

dna test. Then shoot the dad

Randen_FML95 9

Saturday 7 February 2015 1:44

Her parents suck, your "girlfriend" sucks, your situation sucks, i pity for you my friend.

gobiteme2 34

Saturday 7 February 2015 17:01

I think if the girlfriend only “sucked” she wouldn’t be in the situation she’s in.

anabanana101 15

Saturday 7 February 2015 1:51

Sounds like a psycho bitch

yerrkiddingme 2

Saturday 7 February 2015 1:52

damn she's punking you hard

asherm 15

Saturday 7 February 2015 1:53

And the lie detector test determined that was a lie.... You are NOT the father!!!

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