Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help...

By shocked - 25/08/2011 18:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help me get over the fear of my upcoming rectal exam by surprising me with one of her own halfway through our lovemaking. FML

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Friday 26 August 2011 2:00

Bow chika bow wow.

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Comments

bonerifix 1

Saturday 27 August 2011 20:41

suppress butt sex?

Coolbreezer 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 7:11

Lol. Now that's funny. Did it help?

xkristinannx 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 20:22

Some guys like that haha

Wederoney 16

Monday 29 August 2011 7:49

That's just... wrong!!!

Masterarmeen 10

Wednesday 31 August 2011 4:39

Wooow suckss :P

SarahBoggan 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 3:44

Kinky

Csenecal 7

Wednesday 11 February 2015 5:14

I don't see the problem here

smaki49 3

Tuesday 23 June 2015 20:01

Sounds like it was a pain in the ass

momo3p 22

Thursday 7 January 2016 19:03

*anus clenches*

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