Health: Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making...

By themuffinman - 27/12/2011 15:15 - Japan

Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making bread." I can never look at bread the same way. FML

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thatgirlinoregon 21

Tuesday 27 December 2011 18:53

At least she didn't compare it to brewing beer!

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Tuesday 27 December 2011 19:04

Your picture is making me ill. I don't care about your comment, the picture alone deserves a thumbs-down.

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Chris20003 17

Tuesday 15 January 2013 2:47

I will never look at bread, waffles, or beer the same way again...

XxWormFoodxX 14

Wednesday 7 August 2013 21:50

Favoriting just four the username alone xD

msdtreadwell 15

Monday 29 December 2014 11:31

haha "I don't know mom, why don't you ask the bread loaf that's baking in my ******!"

jazopalchris06 21

Friday 17 April 2015 14:56

That is seriously disgusting

kumaneko1337 3

Tuesday 29 September 2015 7:36

Ah the good ole bread factory.

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