Miscellaneous: Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and... - FML

By axel519 - 31/12/2011 02:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML

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bassguy19 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 6:17

Say you were having extremely rough bondage sex

jworret 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 6:15

Have fun explaining that one :)

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GoW_Chick 14

Saturday 31 December 2011 7:04

*hides gun* I'll just be leaving now...

moop256 10

Saturday 31 December 2011 7:15

You just made my day 54

alethe9 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 7:16

How'd you explain that?

Cleo_Nemo_ 9

Saturday 31 December 2011 7:19

They were jealous. ;)

thatshot808 6

Saturday 31 December 2011 7:27

Say you were watching a scary movie...a very scary movie

CryMoreFMLs 14

Saturday 31 December 2011 7:29

*pulls out popcorn* This is interesting. Keep going.

moop256 10

Saturday 31 December 2011 7:36

67 I think it's over

xcowboys 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 7:38

*Pulls out condom*...

jennyc246 8

Saturday 31 December 2011 7:40

hey, at least you have a gaming girlfriend.

profoundkisses 18

Saturday 31 December 2011 7:49

LOL good for you.

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