Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more...

By (not) fucked - 16/05/2014 16:01 - United States - Kingsville

Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Bird. FML

agreeclassic 59 792

vote type 1 8 271

Back to school
Is that it, have we really enjoyed the holidays? It's time to find the best back-to-school struggles. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

By Anonymous - 28/02/2014 22:26 - Russian Federation - Korol

Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML

agreeclassic 48 481

vote type 1 22 544

Time to bail

By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 08:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML

agreeclassic 397

vote type 1 139

By knock_out - 16/07/2010 01:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend won't have sex with me. Why? Because my Mii knocked out her Mii in Wii boxing. It wouldn't be as bad if she wasn't in one-player mode. FML

agreeclassic 37 957

vote type 1 4 903

By garrett - 14/02/2019 15:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML

agreeclassic 46 492

vote type 1 4 795

By beaverless - 02/05/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML

agreeclassic 38 601

vote type 1 17 614

By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

agreeclassic 36 844

vote type 1 3 482

Her plan!

By "Tarun Kumar" - 03/12/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend planned our day, she wanted to play FIFA before having sex. I won 11-0. She stormed out of the room, went home and isn't picking my calls / texting back. It's been 12 hours. FML

agreeclassic 2 007

vote type 1 1 059

By Deweyboy - 10/10/2015 04:33 - United States

Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML

agreeclassic 30 440

vote type 1 5 126

Really into it

By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML

agreeclassic 69 196

vote type 1 23 141

By BejeweledJizz - 05/11/2016 12:29

Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't stop thinking about it while having sex with my girlfriend. FML

agreeclassic 8 928

vote type 1 4 872

flee2321 10

Saturday 17 May 2014 1:33

I would leave.

kjoule 5

Saturday 17 May 2014 1:37

Get or flapping or else you will be left to fapping...

Comments

FuckItO_O 10

Saturday 17 May 2014 9:02

Seems like you will be a fappy bird for a while. ;)

liquidpwnage 15

Saturday 17 May 2014 9:10

If she's that unreasonable then there's more to it than that.

redbolzelmo 2

Wednesday 28 May 2014 22:59

Or there isn't...

leviheichou 15

Saturday 17 May 2014 9:10

I thought the whole flappy bird thing was over by now...

angeloshaheen 8

Saturday 17 May 2014 9:18

It will be worst if u have a nokia

juwannaman 11

Saturday 17 May 2014 9:36

Is her score 1 haha

kierbobsled 7

Saturday 17 May 2014 9:44

Haha well get a move on, what are you waiting for?

ChaoticQuiet 11

Saturday 17 May 2014 9:48

Not that hard, my high score is 647.

acash93 7

Saturday 17 May 2014 10:05

She wants you to develop your fingering skills.

Durantye 8

Saturday 17 May 2014 10:14

Honestly she can't possibly be serious. Though if she is just make her think you are going to a hooker. Better yet actually go to one.

Omerta7 3

Saturday 17 May 2014 10:55

Better hope that you app doesn't get 'accidentally' deleted because there's no getting it back. Lol

VDM sur Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Suspicious Sex Intimacy Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Top

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. We were driving to his hockey game and he was joking around about throwing my favorite hoodie out of his window. While swinging it around, my brand new iPhone flew out of the pocket and the window, getting run over by a car. FML

agreeclassic 37 469

vote type 1 7 787

Today, I learned that my country has canceled all our offshore wind farms, putting the fight against the climate crisis back probably fifty years. When I told my husband, he said, "Good, we don't want to be the beached whale capital of the world". THE CLIMATE CRISIS, PEOPLE! FML

agreeclassic 240

vote type 1 361

Today, I was falling in love with the nostalgia of having handwritten love letters and flowers left on my windshield. Turns out my "secret admirer" was just a mean prank conjured up by my coworkers. They laughed. I cried, hard. FML

agreeclassic 3 365

vote type 1 275

Today, I took my cat to the vet for a routine check-up. The vet asked if my cat was stressed at all, so I confidently replied, "No, he's a pretty chill little dude." That's when my cat decided to hiss and spit his way to the top of the shelves on the other side of the examination room. He's not as chill as I thought. FML

agreeclassic 373

vote type 1 161

Today, I arrived home after taking one airplane from A to B. My luggage never made it on the plane with me, and now the airline is looking for it. One plane and still lost my suitcase. FML

agreeclassic 778

vote type 1 108

Today, I discovered that my "life-changing" skincare routine wasn’t working because I’d been using conditioner instead of moisturizer for two weeks. My skin is greasy, and I smell like coconuts. FML

agreeclassic 114

vote type 1 553

Similar FMLs

Time to bail

Her plan!

Really into it

TOP COMMENTS

Comments