Love: Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook...

By danthecomplicate - 29/09/2011 02:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

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Thursday 29 September 2011 9:03

Some people take that shit seriously. C'mon dude, didn't you know cookies are the most important part of a relationship?

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Thursday 29 September 2011 9:07

Who does she think she is? The cookie monster?

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sicnesses 6

Thursday 29 September 2011 16:23

.... Well give her a cookie!!!!!

uKNOuLOVEit 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 16:35

sharing is caring it could be fun

Skittlepickle 13

Thursday 29 September 2011 16:38

At least it never says single?

LiyIa_fml 8

Thursday 29 September 2011 16:44

Lol @ 55 And wtf is with people and facebook? When she stops talking to you and ignores your calls. Then you have a problem. Seriously people, GET OVER FACEBOOK!