By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 16:36 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML
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In my experience its the adorable ones that make the best lovers. She's missing out.

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For the OP: Your GF is an idiot. Prove her wrong and have your way with her or dump her ass. "Nothing sexual" relationship is a friendship. I have guy and girl friends that are platonic (the word she is insinuating) and there is "nothing sexual" about those relationships. GF/BF relationships have sex or sexual feeling involved. If not, then it's platonic and only a friendship. Shit or get off the pot. She's not worth it if she thinks you're too adorable to have sex with.

i agree w #24, 34, and 38. feminists can find a diff fml to rant on. normal girls love that kinda stuff. and seriously, dump her. she probably doesn't take you seriously ever. you don't want that.

I think you have a very loose definition of the word "girlfriend." Maybe "girl I'm stalking" would be a better fit for you.

Im almost in the same position... dude, i have no idea what to do or what you should do. it would be so much easier if sex wasnt everything

fosizzlemynizzlE 0

thats pretty much my sex life all the time. "oh your adorable, but i dont want to do anything with you"

#5 is right. While she may want some football-player stud now, she'll be going for somebody like you in a few years when she realises that the Alpha Male asshole sucks. Dump her and find somebody who can actually appreciate your charm.

bexox 0

#60- agreed Not every girl likes feeling dominated. I don't

dg72592_fml 0

why would she ever date a guy she thought was too adorable to mess with? thats like a relationship without half the relationship, what the ****. straight weird.