Break-ups and Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly...

By Junior - 26/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

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greenltrn2003 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 12:18

my dad had sex with one of my girlfriends...she was 16 imagine how I feel

kitfoxmedia 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 11:51

that's sad when your dad is taking your pussy away. Man up! oh and your dad might be an online predator! haha

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betsy5 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 23:05

go date your ex's mom. (; but seriously. that's disgusting. i feel bad for you.

mr_miyagi 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 23:37

so get with her mom and you could all double date

boltman24 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 0:10

that's messed up..what a piece of shit

hayhay4 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 0:43

sounds kind of like American beauty!

McFail_fml 4

Wednesday 27 January 2010 1:42

this reminds me of a Fresh Prince of Bel Air where uncle Phil stole one of Wills girl in a fantasy

ShutYourFace_ 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 1:51

haha, smut.

JaquanKennedyFML 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:14

smut?

mizzleshizzle 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 1:56

have sex with your dad to get her jelous, it's the right thing to do.

CharlotteRx 4

Wednesday 27 January 2010 2:10

Threesome ? hahaha, eww... FYL. Do the horizontal mambo with your ex's mommy

perdix 29

Wednesday 27 January 2010 2:35

What's the problem? Let your dad support the bitch and you **** your stepmom on the side. When your dad croaks, take the inheritance money and really stick it to your stepmom/girlfriend.