Relatable, Awkward and Health: Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal...

By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 23:10 - United States

Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML

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YDI. Go shower, OP.

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Dude, get a ******* wash... and take that gerbil out your arse.

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strange_thoughts 22

Wednesday 24 August 2016 18:54

On the upside, you have a person who's still your friend, even though you smell like animal carcass....

Sarah Ellsberry 10

Monday 16 October 2017 17:53

Maybe go to a dentist. My friend had a rotten tooth from a bad filling that made him smell terrible no matter what he did hygiene-wise.

BranMuffinator 15

Wednesday 1 August 2018 3:33

Christ! That was rude hahaha

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