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By Jacklyn - 18/03/2012 19:18 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML

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Monday 19 March 2012 1:23

Poor doggy :(

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Monday 19 March 2012 1:25

That poor dog, having to witness you guys fail at your "romantic rendezvous" and almost be crushed on top of it all. Or, shall I say, at the bottom.

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Friday 20 April 2018 3:34

**** that dogs life

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