Miscellaneous: Today, my father was playing with my son and his toy animals....

By Lily_Rain77 - 08/01/2015 00:52 - Canada - Squamish

Today, my father was playing with my son and his toy animals. He picked one up and said, "What is this? Some kind of African horse?" It was a zebra. FML

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Lily_Rain77 25

Thursday 8 January 2015 19:58

the best part wad when he looked at me afterwards and he realised what .he said.

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ActionFearo 39

Thursday 8 January 2015 9:32

It's a horse pretending to be a referee

Foxiferous 6

Thursday 8 January 2015 9:43

Well.. he's not wrong.

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kialuvsyoo 3

Saturday 10 January 2015 5:32

Omg I can't stop laughing!

PokemonMaster0 15

Saturday 10 January 2015 7:02

Well, he's not wrong.

pitapizzaparty 18

Saturday 10 January 2015 20:37

Maybe he was joking

RAndEM 9

Sunday 11 January 2015 20:08

no offense but... your father sounds sophisticated

jlujan00_fml 9

Saturday 17 January 2015 8:59

So...yes? lol

Drosophila82 18

Wednesday 6 May 2015 10:29

I reckon the Canadian education system wasn't the greatest when your dad went to school was it... No offense.

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