Miscellaneous: Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday....

By Anonymous - 15/11/2012 14:54 - United States - Erie

Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML

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Just be thankful you didn't kill her!

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friscosoonerkid 3

Friday 16 November 2012 23:45

Why is this a FML? Hopefully she learned that she needs to do some breathing excerises so she won't faint on her 91 birthday.

Hahaha_Haha_Haha 7

Saturday 17 November 2012 1:04

Yeah, FYL, early and often.

billyw02 5

Saturday 17 November 2012 1:08

Selfish bitch ruined the cake for everybody.

jomo111 5

Saturday 17 November 2012 2:14

Play dumb

Therewhenneeded 16

Saturday 17 November 2012 2:35

You are disgusting. You could have really harmed her.

diva239 8

Saturday 17 November 2012 11:12

You're a ********

BTS_fml 4

Saturday 17 November 2012 23:54

even though you did a bad thing... for all day you made me laugh.. thanks

Nissi 17

Sunday 25 November 2012 0:13

Not cool man. D:<

simonepedretti 7

Wednesday 28 November 2012 9:50

that's a cruel joke.

mindlesskay 11

Saturday 1 June 2013 18:52

now your family hates you.

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