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By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 21 May 2011 19:49

What's wrong with your sister?

GavinRoskamp 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 19:49

Sounds like the wedding I'm going to next week, but with my step brother and step sister...

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annihil8or 15

Saturday 21 May 2011 23:11

I would beat the @#&$ outta her, cuz that is wrong on so many levels

Soloman212 28

Saturday 21 May 2011 23:12

And burn their house down?

JustKeepOnHatin 7

Saturday 21 May 2011 23:21

Today, my dad/ uncle had a baby which will be my cousin/ half sister....FML

CaitlynCori 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 23:22

what the ells wrong with both of em !!!!!!!

hiyourcute 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 23:34

Wait I'm confused, is she supposed to go to California to become a lesbian?

birdfreak 24

Saturday 21 May 2011 23:35

your ex has no sense of wrong or right I'm srry

structuredchaoz 4

Saturday 21 May 2011 23:51

I'm sorry hun. Your sister is trash. Sorry for your trouble

vanillatwilight6 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 23:58

your sister doesn't respect the girl code

breanuhh 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 23:59

dis own your sister!!!

nancita 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 0:00

omg that is to crazy...! your sister needs to get ****** up with the sisters/best friends book of rules/codes...! beat that bitch with a bat...! sorry i know thatz ur sis...! FYL...!

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