Animals: Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and...

By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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Tuesday 28 June 2011 18:56

aww poor dog...

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Tuesday 28 June 2011 18:57

That's a shitty situation.

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WhiteBoyThatCan 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 23:49

I love you boners...

britt777wade 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 0:54

Thats soo funny!!!

DatDappyDde 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 1:10

I lol'd.

BarbieGirl1671 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 1:22

eh, you deserve it. lol.

missIrene 6

Wednesday 29 June 2011 1:44

lol!

greenturtle2640 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 2:17

shat lol

iMandyx3 5

Wednesday 29 June 2011 3:30

alex6946 10

Wednesday 29 June 2011 3:45

he sounds like a stupid dog.

alex6946 10

Wednesday 29 June 2011 4:50

i read dad instead of dog!! lol ooops..

fooldaddyswag 3

Wednesday 29 June 2011 3:54

i would have just shot the bastard

ashleii2010 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 4:05

Lmfao!! awee.

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