Kids: Today, my daughter wore my favorite Christmas sweater to an ugly... - FML

By Saduglydad - 12/12/2012 16:05 - United States - Houston

Today, my daughter wore my favorite Christmas sweater to an ugly sweater party. FML

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Today, I was asked, "What do you want for Christmas?" so I sent a link to a personalized "Mama" sweatshirt with my kids' names on it. My mother-in-law is now wearing the sweater I sent, with "Grandma" on it with her grand-kids' names. The same personalized one I'd sent. FML

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dwyoung 6

Wednesday 12 December 2012 18:49

hope she wins!

TipOfTheHat 10

Wednesday 12 December 2012 18:49

Kids know best, time to buy a better sweater!

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insanegoldfish 4

Thursday 13 December 2012 8:30

Aww. I would have done the same thing to my mom except as a prank to mess with her. Lol

jnchristensen 8

Thursday 13 December 2012 17:13

Was it your favorite because of its ugliness? If so, win!

Bebbo_fml 21

Thursday 13 December 2012 23:52

hilarious, i wore my mom's today for the same reason :)

Yodelmeister 18

Friday 14 December 2012 0:33

Ydi for caring. What's it matter what your daughter thinks of your fashion sense?

sesor 7

Friday 14 December 2012 8:40

Lmfao

Karma_Geddon 36

Saturday 15 December 2012 13:30

I really thought that being loud with crazy patterns was the point of Christmas sweaters? Too hot here to be a tradition but seems like a fun in movies and tv. Merry Christmas OP =)

Lockjaw2k 5

Sunday 16 December 2012 7:47

There is no such thing as a nice Christmas sweater. They're all fugly as hell.

azhang1066 12

Friday 21 June 2013 23:38

There's a reason no one wears sweaters and especially not Christmas ones. There are no nice looking ones. They are all either ugly or stupid.

zomgbies 17

Thursday 18 July 2013 15:48

who the hell wears Christmas sweaters except to an ugly sweater party? YDI

ecamp12 15

Saturday 8 August 2015 1:54

Anyone else notice OP's username?

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