Kids: Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML - FML

By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Saturday 7 November 2015 20:05

You shouldn't have married her in the first place.

botanistjessica 24

Saturday 7 November 2015 20:03

Uh oh. Better lawyer up.

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abadoo123 15

Sunday 8 November 2015 4:46

Troubles brewing down in Alabama XD

DrRO93 14

Sunday 8 November 2015 5:07

Not sure if incest or just your daughter not knowing what that means

bigmeechay666 8

Sunday 8 November 2015 5:32

Simpsons did it!

Cpl_Levi 19

Sunday 8 November 2015 5:57

Ydi for raising such a stupid ass kid

kenwolfy 14

Sunday 8 November 2015 7:57

Cute lol

PotatoesAndCake 26

Sunday 8 November 2015 11:29

I hope there are no children involved

idk_rose 25

Sunday 8 November 2015 13:00

are you doing something wrong?

Sathane 21

Monday 9 November 2015 1:10

That's what happens when you marry your daughter.

Tegz0rz 12

Tuesday 10 November 2015 1:08

Ah, I remember when I was a kid and wished I had a different mother. What a regrettable feeling! When she's older, she'll grow to appreciate you more, op.

DanCastellaneta 17

Tuesday 10 November 2015 3:16

Kinky?

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