Miscellaneous: Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said...

By fml - 03/09/2013 06:31 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

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By idonteven - 12/08/2013 20:04 - United States - Los Angeles

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By socreepedouticanteven - 27/10/2014 00:05 - United States - Procious

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 05:18 - Canada

Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2022 05:59 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my 61 year-old father snatched a letter from my hands and threw four different fits because he misread it four different times, then yelled at me for "not reading it properly." I had to explain it to him. FML

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Your dad is a dick.

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Friday 11 December 2015 17:34

That's funny. Your dad needs to get a sense of humor.

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