Miscellaneous: Today, my dad told me he had a present for me. It was his tooth,...

By Anonymous - 08/06/2015 14:11 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told me he had a present for me. It was his tooth, which he had pulled out a few minutes before. FML

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By GuitarNerd - 23/01/2017 22:41 - United States - Denver

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Today, my dad texted me while I was in the dentist's chair getting my teeth cleaned. The dental hygienist jumped at the notification sound my phone made and split my gum open. FML

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By sirengamer - 14/06/2017 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at my job where we buy precious metals. A man came in and said, "Here, I have something special for you." He then pulled a tooth out of his mouth that had dental gold on it and placed in it my bare hand. Yeah, special indeed. FML

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By Toothy_Peg - 13/06/2009 15:13 - Australia

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By Dominique Richards - 20/02/2018 19:00

Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. When I woke up I found out they pulled the wrong one. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 23:07 - United States - Auberry

Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML

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Monday 8 June 2015 21:36

He's giving it to you so you cash it with the tooth fairy and get some money! ;)

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Monday 8 June 2015 21:48

So your dad just pulled out one of his adult teeth? Ouch!

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ScarredVox92 16

Tuesday 9 June 2015 7:31

I'm not even sure how this FML got published.

tweetbaby14 18

Tuesday 9 June 2015 15:12

Is he senile?

lucasstidd 4

Wednesday 10 June 2015 7:15

Ur dad is awesome

PsudoAnon 20

Tuesday 26 July 2016 13:36

The famed British dental care system at work.

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Today, my brother-in-law's baby died due to SIDS. I called my mom, hoping to hear words of comfort for losing my nephew at such a young age, but instead she told me to not let something like this scare me into not having kids. FML

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Today, my boyfriend met my mom and started acting strange. Then my dad came in and was instantly furious. Apparently, my boyfriend is the guy my mom cheated with that caused my parent's divorce. He’s 3 years younger than I am. Gross mom, just gross. Also I’m single again, damn it. FML

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