Miscellaneous: Today, my dad drunkenly confessed that the reason he never gave...

By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 17:42 - Zambia

Today, my dad drunkenly confessed that the reason he never gave me the sex talk was because he figured that I'm too weird-looking and socially awkward to ever get laid. He's right, all too right. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 20:42 - United States - Boulder

Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML

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Saturday 27 June 2015 8:36

I don't understand why some parents feel the need to destroy their children's confidence. He should be building you up, not tearing you down.

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I thought I was too, then I changed the way I acted about myself. Try and make fun of yourself, it works most of the time;)

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kenyrabit 25

Thursday 28 January 2016 21:22

Well, Dad, I take after you & I'm proof that it's still plausible!!

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