Miscellaneous: Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if...

By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

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Monday 16 April 2012 11:56

Nude taxi service!

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Monday 16 April 2012 12:07

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linkinpark98 23

Monday 16 April 2012 18:18

*gags*

vbmg152 18

Monday 16 April 2012 18:26

What??

slyace 9

Monday 16 April 2012 19:12

Does OP know how to drive stick?

titzenpitzer 9

Monday 16 April 2012 19:26

Becca?! Hank is sorry...

bubo_fml 10

Monday 16 April 2012 20:34

Don't be 'hard on' the guy, he just wanted to 'hang out!'

Trisha_aus 15

Monday 16 April 2012 22:01

Are you that hot piece of ass who took your dad out for a beer?!

DiceLover 7

Monday 16 April 2012 22:29

Fyl indeed.

migit21 4

Monday 16 April 2012 22:33

Awkward..

pexy_fml 16

Monday 16 April 2012 22:46

Dad's car, Dad's rules

xXSecondGuessXx 0

Monday 16 April 2012 22:47

Oh my god.. That's a new one.

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