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By sonofaneuroticwench - 20/08/2014 20:08 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

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satanic_fml 13

Thursday 21 August 2014 5:13

What if your dad was calling himself a bitch?

juststephhere 23

Thursday 21 August 2014 5:12

That's quite extreme..

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amarahsohi 7

Monday 25 August 2014 3:43

Don't worry it will get better in the end my parents are divorced at first it was rocky but now it feels ok

noah_1234 24

Thursday 28 August 2014 6:18

hope they arent 4 real for sure

TisButAScratch 10

Tuesday 5 July 2016 0:09

Wait, she's flipping out because she was called a bitch?

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