Miscellaneous: Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off.... - FML

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML

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Josher47 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 23:07

Well, there's your problem

Punderful 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 23:25

Stood right under it, did ya? Guess you're not a big fan of common sense.

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chighy 8

Tuesday 14 July 2015 8:42

Everyone's biggest fear just became real

Js2cool 6

Wednesday 7 October 2015 13:36

No it didn't you ******* liar

TheSilencer30 13

Thursday 19 May 2016 16:06

My childhood fear has come to life

InfiniteSecret 20

Monday 28 August 2017 17:49

Why did you think it was a good idea to stand under a fan that was wobbling??? Didn't it occur to you that it was wobbling because it was loose and there was a high chance it would fall. I would love to know your thought process with this

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