Miscellaneous: Today, my brother handed me a sandwich that I'd asked him to...

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, my brother handed me a sandwich that I'd asked him to make for me. Halfway through eating the sandwich, he started laughing hysterically. I still don't know what was in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe. FML

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Sunday 25 September 2011 9:07

Probably some homemade mayo.

xlorawrz 9

Sunday 25 September 2011 9:07

... So did you stop eating the sandwich when he started laughing?

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daydreamer244 13

Sunday 25 September 2011 15:42

some things we don't know won't kill us....well hopefully.

lolitroll_fml 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 16:03

FYL..thats why i dont ask my brother to do anything for me

splashman 7

Sunday 25 September 2011 16:14

Maybe next time you should make him a sandwich and put your own ingredients in it.

Danielt104 6

Sunday 25 September 2011 16:16

My friends used to always do that to me. It really messed with my mind and made me paranoid. Usually they didn't do anything. They just wanted to freak me out. I wouldn't worry about it too much.