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By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 12:11 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend told me that if he was to break up with me, he would do it in a crowded location so I couldn't start to cry or make a scene. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

ken328 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 16:07

Cry more in crowded places

drawing_a_blank 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 16:10

Break up with him first.

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littlemisssixx 5

Friday 11 April 2014 0:18

Cry even more, then he looks like the dick he is for dumping you in a public place.

bnbhimp 10

Sunday 2 August 2015 19:01

Some people have no class

carbonbasedcynic 17

Saturday 17 October 2015 23:09

smart man

InfiniteSecret 20

Tuesday 26 September 2017 16:54

Wow your partner is an idiot. Just because I are in public doesn't mean you won't cry or cause a scene. Sometimes that is the exact reason some people cause a scene.

emmalou 19

Wednesday 20 July 2022 4:43

he's just trying to say how he knows you

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