Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started...

By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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Sunday 31 July 2011 9:25

Did she ask to compare ****?

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I bet the conversation with his mother was loads of fun right?

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gators1995 30

Friday 3 May 2013 4:56

Lmfao he is a pansy!!

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 8 July 2014 4:12

Well his father would have been more awkward...how did it go?

fantasyworld 37

Friday 31 July 2015 22:54

Why didn't you lock the door?

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