Love: Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me because he "can't...

By soldiergirl - 25/10/2011 00:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me because he "can't date someone who supports the war". We started dating because he thought I looked cute in my uniform. FML

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Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:49

Did he think you were just wearing an Army Halloween costume every day? I'm not sure how he didn't realize this for two years.

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You like pancakes and I don't! I just don't support those pancakes.. It's over, even though we met at ihop.. I just can't be with a pancake eater..

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NBS93 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 6:54

Thank you for your service.

20EllieBear11 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 19:45

I'll telk you what you give me a name and number i will take care of it...what branch and what rank are you

johnsam 1

Friday 28 October 2011 23:00

Ful

cmabmb112210 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 13:20

Wow he could have put a little more thought into that excuse " it's not you it's me" would have been more believable than that

jaramia20 5

Sunday 30 October 2011 7:38

I only have one thing to say , ANY time , any place ... Really !!!

LittleMissDoom 0

Monday 31 October 2011 5:06

What kinda shit is that? He set himself up for that!

GtDriver 6

Monday 31 October 2011 5:33

He can't, but I can. >:-D

nevinwhitis 1

Wednesday 2 November 2011 17:09

Stupid ****** hippie

Hootie_95 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 4:23

I don't agree with the war but I sure as hell support our troops. Whatta dick. You're better off but thank you for fighting for our country. Greatly appreciated. Bless you!